The homeland security advisory system always seemed like something we didn’t really need. I mean, people are paranoid enough as it is. But now that i have been temporarily reassigned to a store in western iowa (about 20 minutes away) I am starting to realize it’s merits….
sunday morning at 6:00am my terror level will most definitely be “BANJO”…. here’s hoping that 90 days comes and goes really really fast.
EDIT!
i don’t want everyone to think i’m so bent out of shape that all i can blog about are really round-a-bout iowa jokes, so let me take this opportunity to atone! seeing as it’s almost Halloween, i figure i’ll help get all of you in the mood with a video for what is probably the best john spencer blues explosion (JSBX, to the initiated) song of all time: She Said
enjoy!
October 28, 2007 at 10:40 pm
What the F*** are you doing in IOWA of all places? Craig and Beth must really hate you. I thought about you guys today as Ryan ran around the house with the Big Book saying “we have that” and “oh, that’s cute”. The holiday season is here and it’s not even Halloween yet. Just know that every time I step foot into our TRU here (which is just about once every week) I think about all ya all. Keep your head up and your I-Pod on!
October 30, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Er. As an Iowa neighbor I’d like to reassure you that not only are daily aspersions on Iowa acceptable, they are expected. By all means, proceed!
I mean, Iowa is flat, boring, and filled with corn. Whereas Illinois is flat, boring, filled with corn, and has mandatory school prayer. See how much cooler we are.
November 1, 2007 at 10:06 pm
So.. how is Iowa? Also, misspelling in the title ftw..
November 2, 2007 at 4:35 pm
jesus christ i’m retarded.
November 5, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Scott, you’re not retarded.
You’re acclimating yourself to Iowa.
November 11, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Hahaha Banjo! i’m still crackin up…